Thursday, May 20, 2010

A Walk In The Park: The Tyler Hansbrough Story


My pure, seething, white hot hatred for UNC and all things involved with that cursed hive of scum and villainy is well documented and knows no limits. A few months back, while on a fishing trip with that irascible Uncle Pennytooth Weatherall I passed a boy seemingly caught in the middle of the lake drowning. As I prepared to leap to his aid my Uncle grabbed my arm; "Ho boy, haven't you spied the mark of the beast perched upon his noggin?" Upon closer inspection I did realize the child was indeed wearing a UNC Tarheels cap. "A flaw in his otherwise clever attempt to lure us to our death in the murky depths, much like the sirens of yore. Did I ever tell you about the horrible saltwater wombat adventure I found myself wrapped up in while doing research in the Philippines?" I won't regale you with his story but will inform you the boy was later found guilty of luring would-be good samaritans to the middle of said lake and robbing them at harpoon point. Which just goes to show, nothing good is ever associated with that despicable University.

On to the matter at hand. For years I have stomped, spit, flailed, and hurled questions toward the heavens as to why Psycho T-bag continues to walk all over the court with nary a whistle blown. (That is until someone starts playing him as physically as he likes to play everyone else and he starts whining like Sean Penn in any dramatic scene he's ever done) It's infuriating to think he'll soon become the ACC's all-time leading scorer thanks in large part to look-the-other-way officiating. The only bigger baby at that school is Roy Williams, who's also, despite the nice-guy, aww shucks facade he tries to put up ,an unbelievable prick of the highest order. Anywho, below is a nice little clip that I can't believe ESPN is showing, highlighting one of Psycho P's finer basketball maneuvers. Oh yeah, and Stuart Scott can suck it too, I hope that eye rotates completely out of the socket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRZSru9uJfc

I've updated this old post from a previous blog per request and added some links addressing the "evidence of Roy Williams being a prick" concerns.

http://www.wralsportsfan.com/voices/blogpost/6605643/


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvW0SGEqC5k